thesuperherochronicles:

f4me:

If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects
Then how do they expect a single student to learn all the subjects fuck

This may be the smartest post on tumblr.

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meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

(Source: meladoodle)

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hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

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claphne:

child

why u scream

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hbunot:

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

(Source: hbunot)

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