Anonymous: Australians are hot af

australian-government:

There’s a beauty committee in Australia that once you reach the legal age of 18 you have to be evaluated by. If you’re not good looking according the committee’s evaluation you’re given a 3 months notice to leave the country.

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h0mocidal:

does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

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pemsylvania:

welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby

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every time you hurt me I apologized because I felt guilty for making you feel bad
― (via lovurs)

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jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

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